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Dear Lesbo Launders,
I love eating out chicks. Hell, I'm a dyke, it's what I was born to do! I have recently started going out with a total babe, but she smells down there. She showers and all, but why the smell? And how do I bring this up without offending my little love button? –something fishy
Dear Something fishy,
feminine odour is one of the touchiest of subjects for lesbians and straight chicks alike. Part of this is due to the over marketing of "feminine hygiene" products that use chemicals and artificial odours to mask our natural scent—and in the process fuck up our own internal cleaning processes. And the other reason is more sinister: men who don't like to eat women out blame the smell, instead of admitting the truth: that they are pansy gay men. (Real men eat women out!)
Being that you are a woman, you probably know what is a healthy odour and what isn't. so let's talk turkey (or tuna! I kill myself with vagina humor). The first area to explore is your lover's general health. Is she a drug addict? A drunk? Chain smoker? Fast food eater? All of this effects her vaginal health. I once went out with a straight edge vegan girl in high school and her love juice was as sweet as honey. My girlfriend after her was a tough girl-hard drinking and hard living. And I hated eating her out! It was gross! Even if you look good, your insides always will betray you.
If you are going out with her you will know how she lives, and this may be a way for you to bring it up, by suggesting that she adopt slightly healthier habits because you are concerned about her health.
If this isn't the case, and as you said she bathes and all that jazz, the other options is a yeast infection or another type of internal problem. And this is how you bring it up with her. . . by telling a sweet little white lie. Tell her that you have noticed a "change" in how she smells, that it is not as good as before and that you want her to see a doctor. Offer to go with her and that you will also go for a check up (OK, a double date to the obgyn is not the sexiest idea, but you gotta do what you gotta do!)
To prevent yeast infections, every woman should eat a container of natural-sugar free yogurt a day and avoid sugary foods. Also, instead of panty hose use stockings with garters so your pussy can breath! And while you are clearing up the infection, choose skirts over tight pants. In the mean time try to incorporate other activities, such as more double dildo action. Also, incorporate scented lubricants and whipped cream into the oral action, if you feel like you can do it.
Lesbo Launders rule: In touchy matters, don't be afraid to talk. But a little lie goes a long way...
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