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Dear Lesbo Launders,
my girlfriend and I want to spice things up! Where are some new places we can enjoy our lesbian lovemaking? I want some real crazy ideas!
-Ready for Prime Time
Dear Ready for Prime Time,
the simple answer is that of course you can have sex anywhere you want, but of course there are some places that are better for fucking than others. The back seat of a Chevy can be romantic but it is just too uncomfortable to really be worth it. A wet field after a summer's rain is right out of the movies but that is where it should stay, unless you like deer ticks and scratchy grass up your ass! However, with a bit of creativity and some planning (yes, you might have to think in advance) you can reach for the Sapphic Universe almost anywhere. Especially if you take into account that as lesbian lovers, your fingers can do the "work" quietly and discretely, opening up even more options.
One of the most important keys to having a good love life is to get out of the black hole that is the bed. The bed can suck in and consume even the best and most creative of lovers, because it can relax the body too much. And sometimes what we need when we join our bodies together in sexual union is excitement, a bit of fear even, different sensations and even a bit of discomfort to provide a contrast to the sexual pleasure we are feeling, highlighting it and making it more pronounced.
Now, while I am not going to recommend anything illegal, beware, what I am going to recommend for you is a bit risqué, and it could get you in trouble. But that is part of the fun, isn't it?
What about going out to a romantic restaurant? But don't sit so you can touch each other, sit as far apart as possible but always maintaining eye contact. So, what is so fun about this? Well it could be quite exciting if you are wearing a remote-controlled vibrator! Have your partner turn it on and off without warning, and you have to continue conversation while your genitals get buzzed. And if you want, both of you can wear these remote controlled vibrators!
Another favorite spot of mine is the movie theater, but do pick a movie that is not that popular! Both of you can bring heavy coats to place on your laps and quietly go to town, rubbing those little love button clits of yours up and down. Mmmm! Yummy!
Now, another place you might want to consider is your local mall. Preferably, one without cameras in the dressing room. Take advantage of your same sex status and go into the dressing room together to try on some sexy lingerie and also to try on some heavy petting.
Even if you end up in bed, good sex almost always starts somewhere else!
-Lesbo Launders
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