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Dear Lesbo Launders,
my lover
wants me to do her feet. Although I dreamed a long time about lesbian foot
licking I am now nervous... what if her feet smell bad or is dirty? I don't
really want to offend my long time companion but...
-Foot Floozy, from
beautiful Berlin.
Dear Foot
Floozy,
I'm guessing that in the sack, you are a plain Jane,
vanilla, give it to me straight (no puns intended) kind of lesbian girl. You are getting worked up
about licking feet? I have readers write to me about their fears of being
fisted, how to add a man to the mix, getting paid to get laid, and you are
writing me about FOOT LICKING? Not even licking strangers' feet, but
licking your lover's feet.
I'm going to go out on a limb here: if your girlfriend is asking you to
lick her feet, she probably has good smelling
feet. I know that if I had athlete's foot or planter's wart or some other
condition I probably wouldn't be asking my timid lover (are you also grossed out
by cunt juice? Do you always lay down a towel before fucking?) to do it. Hell,
if I had smelly feet I would deter all thoughts of foot licking
from entering my lover's head. I wouldn't even let her approach my legs.
Now, has your girlfriend licked your feet yet? Probably the best way for you
to get over your toe-numbing fear of toe sucking is to have your lover show you
how easy it is, how non-weird and fun it is! And if she has a foot fetish (and is probably being driven mad by you
debating the foot licking issue for months now) will be happy to show you how
it's done.
Whenever you are unsure of a new sex act, study it like it's a midterm. The
foot is one of the most sensual parts of the human body. The sole of the foot is
filled with nerve endings that correspond to all parts of the body: the practice
of applying pressure to a certain point of the foot is called reflexology and
there is tons of info on the internet and in new-age book stores about it.
Instead of starting out licking your lover's feet, experiment with giving her a
reflexology foot-massage. You can see how she reacts as you apply light pressure
to her feet. And then you can give her the tickle torture.
If you are still scared about foot smell, get biblical on your lover: turn on
some romantic music and light some incense, lead her into the bedroom and sit
her down on a soft couch. Then, pour hot water into a small tub and gently wash
her feet, then cover them with scented (and be sure, edible!) oils. Then, with
you still on your knees, start to kiss the tops of her feet. And then begin to
suck on each toe, while gently
massaging her heels.
And if that doesn't do the trick, go talk to a therapist... fulfilling your
lover's wishes shouldn't be so stressful.
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