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Dear Lesbo Launders,
I like
eating my girlfriend a lot even though it takes her forever to cum... by the
time she is about to have her climax my tongue and mouth are aching to death. Is
there anything I can do? - Lesbian In Cunt Krisis
Dear Lick,
The oldest problem known to lovers of the
fairer sex: muff-diving fatigue. It seems easy at first, as you are licking a
fairly flat lubricated surface (no gagging problems here! Take that breeders!), but after 10
minutes, 15 minutes. . . neck aches, tongue pain. And you are thinking "why
can't she cum quickly like me? Or my other lovers? Do I not turn her
on?"
Don't look for reasons that don't exist. Some girls just need more help
reaching the big-O than others. And I hate to tell you kid, but I can't give you
a secret technique to speed up the process. But what I can do is give you some
lesbian secrets to save your
neck and save you on chiropractor bills (and the embarrassment of telling the
doc how you ended up in the neck brace).
You have two options: solve your
problem the easy way or be honest and end up in lesbian hell (which is a cross
between NASCAR racing and PMS). If you talk about your oral fatigue with your lesbian lover, she is only going to hear that
you don't love her enough to keep on going down on her until she cums. And your
complaints are going to sound like she no longer turns you own. So don't go
there or you won't be getting laid until Paris Hilton turns lesbo (as
if!)
So, follow Lesbo Launder's easy plan: tell her that you
want to "spice things up" and that you have a surprise for her. Start eating her
out as always, until you begin to get a little tired, say after 3 minutes. Then,
stop. Kiss her breasts or her mouth, or what  ever makes your little Sapphic heart skip a beat.
Then, go back
to her pussy for some more licking (or even better, she can go down on you, and
take turns, if you don't like 69). Stop again, and repeat. Mix in a little
finger fun if you wish and bingo! She will eventually cum. Even though it might
take longer, your neck will thank you!
So, we've taken care of the
fatigue from over licking, now, let's look at your pearl-diving position. You
are probably lying on bed with your lover's legs open and eating her out. Wrong
answer!
Get on the floor, on your knees (put a pillow down first to
protect your precious joint cartilage) and pull her sweet legs up to your
smiling face. And you know what, more exciting for her too! (Before you do it
the first time whisper in her ear that you are her love slave and need to
worship her cunt. She'll eat that shit up).
Remember Sapphic Sisters:
don't complain about a problem, solve it by spicing things up instead. And put
that mouth to a better use than talking... licking!
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