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Dear Lesbo Launders,
why do men
like to watch two girls having sex? From my lesbian point of view
this doesn't make any sense... -
Lez Understood.
Dear Needing
Understanding,
You sound just like a confused young girl who doesn't
understand why the boys look at  her breasts and want to touch them, because it
doesn't feel good for them. Well, the female body (as you probably know) was
designed to be sexually attractive. The breasts aren't there to be suckled by a baby, but
to get the attention of potential mates. The male body is designed to work, lift
heavy things, fight, go to war, all the un-fun activities of life. This is why
even women who aren't lesbians are attracted to women (if you
want to see proof of this just go to any magazine stand and look at the cleavage
bearing models who grace women's magazines).
So, traditional pornography
presents a problem for men: it is arousing because it is a video of
people fucking. But, half of the people fucking are gross, hairy men.
Even if the act of sex is a turn on, the mere sight of a  hairy man is enough to put a chill on the
otherwise hot scene. So, enter the two girls making love
with each other: the arousal factor of breasts and pussy
without the gross man.
And there is also an added bonus for men who like to
watch hot lesbians doing it on video: they let their
imagination wander so that they as well become a part of the scene. "Two hot
girls kissing! Let me put myself in between them to make a love
sandwich". A variation on this theme can actually be seen when men get really
turned on watching two women in a cat fight. They just imagine that all that
rolling around on the ground turns into kissing and then they step in. . .to
well, umm. . . to make a love sandwich.
Men and
women have very different sexual imagination capacities. Women need soft  lighting, attractive bodies and men. . . Well,
let's just say they can get by with much less. They are able to bend reality to
fit their fantasies, searching out the positive of the situation and focusing in
on it.
But enough about men! (Eww, boy coodies!) What is important to
keep in mind as you go about your fabulous lesbian life, that
mere displays of affection with another woman in public awaken the interest of
most men.
Therefore, when giving a public display of affection with your
honey, if you see a man staring at you on approaching you, stare him down with a
look that says "hands off buster! This chick is for me!" Or, deal with the
constant invitations for threesomes.
And remember, kissing your
chick with lots of tongue and groping is just giving those men free porn.
So ladies, keep the heavy petting at home and tell them the best lesbo
porn is at www.pinkisbeautiful.com.
To understand why men like to watch lesbians having sex, you need to get
inside the head of a man...
-Lesbo Launders
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