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Dear LL,
I live in a small town and have heard the word "Tribadism" thrown around regarding lesbian sex. What the hell is it? Is it gross? Should I try it? I don't have any lesbians to help me out! -Curious Cunt
Dear Curious Cunt,
When I tell you what Tribadism is, you are going to feel so silly for not knowing what it is. In fact, if you have had lesbian sex (or even most straight sex) you probably have already done it. Maybe you have liked it or not, I personally am not a fan but then again I work as a lesbian advice columnist, which makes me kind of a freak. So now you are probably asking yourself, what the hell is Tribadism? Is it something freaky like sticking gerbils up your ass? No, my curious little lesbian, it is "frottage". Yes, it sounds like some expensive French cheese because it is from a French word, for rubbing.
So, basically, we are talking about dry humping... which is also an odd word, because if you do it right, you will be anything but dry! Now, why does such a basic sexual act have such a crazy name? It is basically because when done correctly, it can be not only a very hot act, but a very intimate one. However, most of you girls are doing it all wrong, treating it as a warm up instead of the wonderful activity that it can be if you just put a little effort into it. So this column will be dedicated to teaching you how to make this most basic of acts into the most special of activities.
The first thing to keep in mind is the position of the bodies, so that the clits get the maximum pressure. Normally, one girl opens up her legs while the other girl presses her pelvis on top of the other girl. But why not try alternating legs like scissors? This will give the clits even more pressure and also make the humping action mutual, instead of having one partner be the active partner and the other passive. After all, if we are both women, why repeat stupid inherited sex roles for heterosexual roles?
Another beautiful option for you and your lover is to add different textures to your tribadism. Why not place fur, plastic or (for the brave) a wet towel placed in the freezer to give you a cold shock? This last option is great to shock you out of complacency, and it builds intimacy, as you lock your legs together to warm the cold towel.
And remember, always look your partner deep in her eyes when you hump her, breathing in her breath as she breaths in yours. Yummy! –Lesbo Launders
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